Yesterday at subway..

Subway crew : Hi, may i take your order?
Small-Boy : Hi, i would like to order a 6 foot subway melt.
Subway crew : giggle* um do you mean 6 inches?
Small-Boy : No i want a 6 foot.
Subway crew : eh but if we were to give you a 6 foot long sandwich, you might not be able to carry it.
Small-Boy : But i thought 6 foot is THIS long?? *hands gestering 6 inches size*

Everyone at subway suddenly breaks out in laughter..HAHAH how hilarious isn't it?? I find him really cute. haha


arghh my birthday is coming. I hate birthdays. Birthdays are a constant reminder that you are aging. This fact depresses most, if not all.but then birthday are meant to be happy right right? I remb the time when i was still a kid, how every year i would be looking forward to my birthday with all the presents and cakes and fun that awaits me. I guess when you grow older, all you would wish for is that time will slow down abit for you to catch your breath, for you to come to terms with yourself that you are no longer a small kid and that age is catching up with you REAL FAST.


Happy birthday to me in advance.

8am now and I am awake. Not the forced "I'm really tired and I'd totally sleep in but I'm dragging myself out of bed because Early Malaysia trip!" Early morning rock.. No enthusiam.. They're nice. But my whole awake at 8 situation is more of a "I'd really want to sleep in. Because I'm on off and i am really tired. But apart from burning eyes the rest of my body just won't switch of" kind of anti-slumber-state. The flesh has a mind of it's own. And right now it is not listening to the darkness.

I wonder whats interesting in malaysia..

So very glad and lucky I dont have any of these!! Heres a few funny ones I poached from the www.phobialist.com website...


Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

i am Gerascophobic - Fear of growing old.

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid...

Hello friends,

It is time, I believe, for me to reflect again. And I have come to a conclusion that I have the best friends in the world. Here's to you all, all of you, CHEERS TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

quick update on what's going on.
-i've been working in a optical shop for a little over 1 month and i'm getting bored of it which really makes me wonder how am i gonna get a job and stick with it next time
-i've just found out that i've quite a handful of friends who are really really nice.
-i'm not quite sure of my career route anymore............. and that really worries me

Of course, I only have myself to blame. For the lack of enthusiasm/interest i have in my job. Stupidity with large-scale consequences. I look at the customer in my optical shop each day, and I can't help but shake my head in disappointment, for signs of "stingyness" (no such word i know) and "i am poor" written all over their faces. while attempting to persuade/con/cheat them into buying specs, a significant amount of customers are smarter than they look, for goodness sake,and that result in poor business and scolding from the boss.

There are some things I really don't understand. I want some answers, but I'm getting none. Humans are funny creatures. really really funny. Goodnight people!

Got my hair dyed dark brown. supposed to be obvious but cant even tell my hair color changed. And I just HAD to open my mouth and ask for "Just trim my hair a bit? A tiny bit?". Yeah, like hair stylists know what "A tiny bit" is? They have this warped idea of what A tiny bit is. 1/4 of an inch is a tiny bit. 1/2 is kind of a tiny bit. 3 inches is Not a tiny bit. I am officially, A joke. Call me Misfit cause I fit the bill. Infact, any bill that is synonymous with Moron and, can't think of any other word at the moment, but basically "Something to laugh at". James laughed at me. "You asked for it zy". It's not That bad? Is it? Well so having to rock the bit-too-short bangs, I am, naturally, more edgy than usual. Bad edgy. Mood swing edgy. I'm like Dynamite! Loser with an attitude problem. Wait no. I take loser back. Wouldn't call myself that. At least i look better than last time. just by a tiny bit.

Had some time so here is some cool facts about why batman is cooler than other superheroes and you. eh do pardon me as what may seem gibberish to adult might be awe-inspiring for kids or maybe, me?

Current mood:enraged
Batman is the coolest superhero ever.I know some people agree with me here, but just incase anyone doesnt understand why i went to see a movie 3 times about a guy who roams around in leather tights, let me explain by comparing other superheroes that've had movies recently.

Spider-man
Peter Parker is a joke. I usually sympathize with geeks, being one myself, but this guy is just a flat out knob-jockey. He has this feeling of guilt over the death of his Uncle Ben, but in reality it was a coincidence that he MAY or MAY NOT have been able to stop. Either way,Knob. Also, he had his powers handed to him. He gets bitten by a spider and all of a sudden he can throw a mean punch and bound between building flinging this web crap (which strangely resembles spunk) everywhere? What is the chances of that? spare me all that web-swinging NY hero thing.

The Hulk
Now this movie is the worst ever. I watched it, stoned in the cinema, and even a giant green hulking low-wit hero wasnt enough to keep me interested. I have since watched it sober, thinking maybe that would make it better and I'd given it a bad wrap, but nope. Still awful. How did Eric Bana sink so low. "You're not gonna like me when I'm angry".And wow? Just when you are angry or enraged you just turned into a giant mincing green thing, jumping so high you're bounding between states at will. The Hulk is a total no for me.

Superman
Hoho this ones too easy. The guy is flawless. He has no flaws. Every other hero has some form of flaw in their character. Its necessary from a storytelling point of view, otherwise there is no inner turmoil. But not Superman. And dont give me that kryptonite crap. That is not a flaw, that is a fluorescent impossible-to-get item from another planet. And herein lies the problem. The guy is invincible. What can you do to him without kryptonite? Nothing. No Kryptonite = unstoppable.
And look at his gay costume?! He wears his underpants on this outside of his pants! It looks like he stole the get-up from pasa-ma lam (night market) or something. He doesnt wear a mask either. Everyone can see who he is. Yet somehow, he throws on some glasses and nobody recognises him? Yeah right, and how about this. Next time I get caught mid crime, I'll throw some glasses on and they'll be none the wiser? Bullish

X-Men
I like X-Men, but only the cool ones. Theres too many lousy ones. I like Gambit. That guy is cool. But where is he in all the movies? The coolest X-Man going round is nowhere to be seen. Instead we've got all these other tossers. Like Cyclops. Cyclops is the biggest fag to ever gain superhero status. He couldnt be more of a boring hero if he tried. As for the rest of them, they all got these insanely ridiculous powers, and from what I see in the movies, the bad guys with the better powers just join their side anyway.
Then the younger mutants are all emo heros. Theyre all "whoa is me! Im a mutant and have amazing abilities beyond your wildest dreams".Think of the possibilities?!

And now let me tell you why Batman rules everything. And why kids obsess over him.

Batman
Batman is the Dark Knight. DARK Knight. He's the anti-hero. Therefore he is cooler than you. He rules everything.

Feeling extremely bored and lifeless in the morning, I decided to go on MSN for a couple of minutes. Appear offline actually. I only wanted to talk to edwin. We have zero week-day lives. Correction. he has zero week-day life.

zy. says:
I have plans! Im going to the gym and snooker with samuel! WHOO
zy. says:
edwin i have a life!

edwin says:
Thanks for rubbing it in zhenyue

zy. says:
HAHA no prob! Ok i gtg Live my Life now. Bye!
zy. says:
have fun wasting yours on cyberspace

I will finally, after one lost creative x-fi one year ago, planning on trading in my samsung innov8,and buy myself a good, trust-worthy, video-music-sms-call-wi-fi all mighty, the Nokia N97. ABOUT TIME. Before the silence swallows me. Whole. I will safe-keep the warranty card this time. Laminate it, maybe. Don't want any watermarks.