So very glad and lucky I dont have any of these!! Heres a few funny ones I poached from the www.phobialist.com website...


Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

i am Gerascophobic - Fear of growing old.

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid...